Well, I’m certain, no matter which side you’re rooting for, that the great presidential debate of this political season was a massive underwhelming and disappointing event.

I got to thinking about other great debates. Here is a review of some of them.

Julius Caesar vs. Pontius Pilate:

OK, Julius was a fierce general – responsible for killing thousands on his crusades. Pontius Pilate was the fifth governor of the Roman province of Judaea dedicated to peace and the service of mankind.

Julius: “I think we need to provide healthcare to all citizens of Rome.”

Pontius: “Great, shall I...