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I have never read “Anna Karenina,” and I feel confident that this will always be the case. Never say never, of course, but I’m going to say it anyway.

I haven’t seen all of “Gone With the Wind” or any of “Avatar.” I have no memory of having ever eaten Brussels sprouts, although I might have repressed that (come on, they look disgusting).

I’ve never watched an episode of “Law & Order,” or any of its spinoffs, which seems impossible but is true.

And I’m not going to. I know that now, but it took COVID to get me there.

I would have ended up here eventually. I suspect t...