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I run a small business, and I need widgets. You’re the owner of a widget factory. I’m me. You’re Bob.

Hi Bob!

My customers have become accustomed to quality service and products. They expect good widgets from me. That’s why you’re my number one guy, Bob!

I heard some disturbing news, Bob. Someone said you’ve been making widgets with swastikas on them.

Let me explain, you say. I’m listening. Swastikas are bad, Bob.

You say you were trying to be edgy. You say this was a limited edition. You say you also make some with that little fish thing with legs that says “Darwin.” You...