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I discovered a truism this morning, which is when I usually run across them. Life stops making sense around 1 p.m., in my experience, so the early mornings are when I look for insight breakthroughs.

(I just realized that the above paragraph sounds like it came from a Gwyneth Paltrow newsletter. I do apologize. Also, I’m available to ghostwrite.)

My latest epiphany was this: If you can’t have coffee because your coffee-making apparatus is unplugged, and it takes you a while to figure this out, then you have not had enough coffee to be allowed to make coffee.

End of epiphany.

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